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Your Friendly Neighborhood SpiderMan
Well, Jason says I need a new look. Hail Wyatt: but, isn't it better to just be myself, rather than changing for someone else? don't I want a girl who likes me for me, and not because I have a cool new haircut, hip clothes, rippling, tanned muscles and a manly moustache? dreadguy420: sorry thats ugly people talk. i was there once. but then i grew that mustach. Hail Wyatt: damn, I must be a wreck. There are so many things wrong with me, no wonder girls don't dig the wyatt. dreadguy420: well u just needed a lil help Thanks, Jason?
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LOOK!! I'ma do stuff!!
See, all I'm saying is that I should have my own shrine. There, everyone could come and pay their little homages to me, and leave me offerings and such. It would be neat, right? Yeah it would. |
Well, Let's Recap Things:
Kiddies! The What's New Page is updated, and All that. I'd suggest you check it out. To give you a brief rundown, tho, I am in the process of putting up some Wyatt Art Here.
You probably don't care. But I'm excited.
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Jessica Alba is UBER Foxy, oui?
I KINDA speak French. Any questions? No? Not a one? Anybody? Don't be shy, get your hands right up there. PUT YOUR HAND DOWN!!!!! YOU DON"T DESERVE TO LOOK AT ME!!! LET ALONE INTERACT WITH ME!!!! YOU ARE FILTH!!!!! I LOATHE THE VERY THOUGHT OF YOU!!!!! I'm sorry for that outburst.... It will never happen again.
Monkey Poop!
I'm sorry, I might have been a LITTLE out of line with the whole, "monkey poop" thing, I'm sorry.... Forgives? |
Just, take a moment. Look at those hips. Hips are neat.
Wyatt: She loves me, she just don't know it yet, right Tony the Tiger? Tony the Tiger: You are a freak, my friend.... Wyatt: Oh, what do you know? Tony the Tiger: I know that Frosted Flakes taste GRRREAT!!! Wyatt: Really? Tony the Tiger: Yep. Wyatt: You truly are wise beyond your years.
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